Leona Lewis gets SLAPPED!!

A man has been arrested for assaulting British singer Leona Lewis at a book signing in central London this afternoon. She was slapped by an unidentified man during a signing session for her autobiography, Dreams on Wednesday.

Leona’s spokesman says the singer is “understandably badly shaken” after the attack.

“Leona was a victim of an unprovoked attack this afternoon at her book singing,” the rep said in a statement. “The police were called immediately and medical attention has been sought. Leona’s understandably badly shaken and apologizes to the fans she was unable to meet and complete signings for.”

She know shes happy for the slap because if it wasn't for that woman beater, nobody would even know about her book she has coming out. Do you think this was a hoax to bring attention to her obvious newly penned autobiography? Thats what I think. Greedy Bish! I think shes using domestic violence as a way to sell books and make money! I am disgusted!

Good Hair by Chris Rock FLOPS!!! LOL

Ya boy Chris Rock, the black woman hater went and made a documentary about...black womens hair of course, and it FLOPPED MISERABLY! He barely made 1 million dollars in the past 5 days its been on the big screen! Don't believe me, click the pic above and check it out for yourselves, and if thats not convincing enough, check out this link.
He is a cooning and grinning fraud if you ask me. He went on Oprah, Wendy Williams, and the Monique show advertising this trashy documentary. Did he think black women would flock to see the movie as if it were a Tyler Perry film? I DONT THINK SO! TRY AGAIN, COON!

Lebron James can't act!!!

Lebron James recently wrapped shooting on a top-secret cameo for the sixth season finale of the hit HBO series Entourage. The loser is set to appear alongside actor Matt Damon in an episode airing October 4. Don't rush to watch, I am sure it will bore you to sleep.

Karrine Steffans writes another FLOP!!!

The Vixen Manual: How to Find, Seduce & Keep the Man You Want
Thats the title, thats all I will say about it. Maybe Karrine needs the money because those royalty checks are thinning out. I can see her now, in her little condo typing away to meet a deadline in order to get her advance to pay the bills. Ain't nobody fuk'n with her anymore because shes a blabber mouth and shes been ran through, so you know she can't snab anybody with sense and money anymore. She should write a book about that.

Amber Rose Smokes Newport Cigarettes!!!

Look at Amber Rose smoking on her Newport cig at Diddys White Party, grossing everybody out, with her stank breath. How does Kanye kiss this disgusting mouth (im hating, i recently started smoking myself). In other Amber Rose news, here she is with a raw photo in the Ford Model office. You know how they snap a pic, unfinished... just to see how you look minus photoshop? Well, this is what you are seeing. In the last photo, doesn't it look like she has no feet? Shes otherwise a pretty girl, but I bet her breath stank! I bet she lights up after she steps out the office.

Is Queen Latifah a lesbian?

Here is Queen Latifah on Good Morning America this week (july 2009), looking like a beautiful cloud on a sunny day in all that white. In other Queen Latifah news, in late june 2009, Queen Latifah was spotted on a double date with her reported girlfriend, Jeanette Jenkins. The reported girlfriend is the one with the short hair cut dressed in all black with that "shoulder out" action going on. She is clearly the woman of the relationship, while Queen Latifah is looking rather mascueline in this pic.

HAA!! Jay-Z makes Barbie Dolls Now w/ Mattel!

What a desperate bytch move. Sources say Jay-Z has teamed up with Mattel to make the Rocawear Barbie Doll. Usually when a celebrity has a doll baby made for them, thats where the fame TANKS, and FAST! Case in point

• Brandy Doll
• Backstreet Boys
• Spice Girls
• 50 Cent
• Destinys Child

And many more! Now, lets sit back and watch this clown decline in the ranks. He is no longer the richest rapper on the Forbes list. Diddy and Kanye West has knocked him out the top spot. Jay-Z should be a D-Lister on 9/11 when his album comes out and flops. I can't wait to celebrate the flop because first and foremost, I am a hater.

Will Smith looks like John Malkovich LMAO!!!

Will Smith and his 11-year-old son Jaden appeared at a studio in Beijing, China to begin filming the new movie The Kung Fu Kid. Wow, should be really good! Anyway, ain't Will Smith starting to look like ole' dude named John Malkovich LMAOOOO, OMG, I am seriously in tears as I type this. I'm done!

Fergie is BALD!!! LMAOOO

Breast implants haaaa, insecure bytch!

Did you know that black eye peas lead singer, Fergie is going bald? So young, so young. What a shame - with her 24/7 disgruntled face. She always looks like shes upset about something, but unintentionally. Her eyebrows has that meat between her eyes. It is so disgusting, she looks like an ogre, or Shreks girlfriend. LMAO!

Brandy gets DROPPED from her record label

LMAOOO, haaa, my stomach hurts.
Well when the only hit you've had in the last 15 years has been with your car, thats bound to happen.
Brandy just got a case of karma shoved in her face. At the end of june, she stole my boy, Bimbo Winehouse memory card out of his camera and got him put out the club. Watch the video above to get more info on that. Anyway, heres the juicy part. She was dropped from her record label at epic! LMAOOO! They said Epic execs who feel sorry for the has been is shopping around to find her another label, but no one is biting so far. Brandy, karmas a bytch huh? I hope you invest your money wisely from this point forth girl, cause nobody else will sign you, and thats a promise. Bye Bye Brandy
Human, released last December, has only sold 196,509 units to date according to SoundScan. Haaaaa, that is very pitiful!

EXPOSED!! Oprah DOES wear a weave

Look, I am not trying to get my blog shut down, I am simply hating with a sprinkle of truth. I hope Oprah respects that. Anyway, in April 2009, Oprahs faithful twitter followers were stunned at the texture of her hair. They asked her if it was real, and she said "this is not a weave"
Well, I beg to differ Oprah, you are clearly seen here with yo tracks showing! You know you wear a weave, girl. Don't be ashamed of what you got. We ain't mad, nor will we stop watching your show just because you buy indian hair or remy hair to accent your aging face. It's all good girl!

Jay-Z abuses women like CHRIS BROWN!!!

ganked from www.associatedcontent.com

Jay-Z is seen here hitting on a woman backstage at a concert. He appears to be older than Chris Brown in this pic. Granted, Chris Brown is young and made a mistake, and guidance is needed for this young man according to Dame Dash. Jay-Z has become such a lame artist in the past few years. His records can barely sell a million anymore, and he even dropped a song called DEATH OF AUTOTUNE. The song basically is Jay-Z hating on the many artists who use this neat feature to make music sound more interesting. Jay-Z is taking food out of their mouthes by releasing this stupid, hating azz song. Why would he want to kill a music movement when obviously a lot of artist are eating off of it? Thats some hating azz chit if you ask me!
In the GIF above, Jay-Z is seen hitting a woman in the face with lots of anger and rage to go along with it. As Chris Brown suffers for making a mistake in his young adult life, that old man doesn't suffer the same consequences as Chris Brown. I think this GIF needs to be placed on every blog on the internet so that Jay-Z can feel the wrath of what Chris Brown is feeling. Just because this young lady is not famous, Jay-Z was not scrutinized by the public.
Jay-Z is dropping the blueprint 3 really soon and I doubt he will sell more than 200K his first week out. The only ones who will buy the album will be people from the north east (ny, nj, pa, ct) because his fan base does not stretch beyond those 4 states.
Jay-Z is becoming the most hated rapper on the planet. His karma has finally caught up with him. At one time, consumers had a great respect for this clown, but now that respect is fading fast. Jay-Z used Beyonce to remain relevant, and now that Beyonces star is fading, he is using Rihanna to make his fame come back up to standards.
I always skipped his part on the song "Umbrella", I wish he never rapped on that song. He thought it was him who made the song hot, but it was actually Rihanna and I did a poll a while ago asking people if they skipped Jay-Z's rap part and 94% said they skipped it HAAAAA
Anyway, enough about this lame, lets just boycott his album. Do not buy the blueprint 3!

Necole Bitchie is a dumb bytch!

I can't stand that blogger, Necole Bitchie with her tryfling azz! Her boss happens to be Russell Simmons, you know, the guy who pumps high priced prepaid credit cards to the black community to rob you. I am sure hes robbing that broke down bytch, too (I had one when they first came out just to be cool, but TRUST me, I had several bank accounts). She admits on several occasions she does not have cable and has to wait for particular programs to be uploaded to the internet to watch the most current programs.. HAAAA broke azz! How can you accurately report the news if you have to wait to see whats on TV? Necole even admitted that she has a crush on Amber Rose and would date her if given a chance. GROSS!!

Anyway the ho thought she made it to the top by easing out rumors that she was dating Trey Songz. I heard she was selling the camera phone pics of them to popular websites for 50 bucks or less because thats all she could get. LOL @ her putting out ridiculous camera phone pics of them nestled up together. They say Trey Songs wasn't too happy about the rumors going around so he quickly shot down those rumors by having his real girl, Drew Sidora come forward with a statement from her publicist, ASA Public Relations saying that the lovely Ms Drew and Songz are indeed a couple. Drew and Trey were even cuddled up together at the BET Awards as Necole sat her ghetto azz in the nosebleed section with all the screaming groupie fans! Thats exactly where she belonged. They said Necole tried to get a pic of him and her on the red carpet but sources told me he avoided her azz like the plague! HAAAA, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

Necole has had sex with multiple industry cats according to this song that was released and dedicated to her. The song says she sucks dyck and stuff like that, which I don't doubt according to these pics she took. At the end of the song, he tells her she needs to get some silicone in her azz cheeks because she has a flat azz HAAAA, he never lied right there!

Necole, get it together chica. You can't cross the fence and try to be a celebrity so stay in your rented apartment and blog away on your rented laptop. You are a few steps away from being the next Perez Hilton. I know you don't want that since you have no other profession to fall back on. Blogging is how you eat, so don't take the food out of your mouth and try to become an industry slut.

I called Trey Songz camp. They laughed at me, said "bytch please" and hung up when I asked if he was dating Necole Bitchie. (just kidding) They never returned my call, so again, a direct diss to this hoe. If he was dating her, she should atleast have her cable on! Rent loving azz, try owning something. I bet her car isn't even paid for.... smh

Wendy Williams wears leaned over shoes!!!

Wendy Williams got an award she didn't deserve yesterday by Manhattan Borough President, Scott M. Stringer. The 'lean on me' butter cup shoe owner now has July 13 dedicated as Wendy Williams Commemorative Day. Her legs look like a 70 yr old womans! Fluid filled and tight skinned, and her ankles lean in REAL terrible LMAO!
I hope the rest of those july 13th's fall on a friday EVERYDAY for the rest of her life!

FAIL! Beyonce new video SWEET DREAMS

****VIDEO NO LONGER WORKS****

This video is absolute TRASH! This video SUCKS! It is very cheaply made and of course shes using 2 side dancers, wow I would've never guessed that. Why is a (almost) 30 yr old dancing like a stripper at this age? Sex sells I guess. HAAA @ the end, she tries her hand at short hair and fails!

UPDATE: The video was removed by Beyonce power house camp, so therefore - I took it down. When another link works, and if I am not lazy or forget, i will put the video back up.

UGLY!! The Kardashians all have lazy eyes!!

Look at the right eye on all of the Kardashians as they attend the Michael Jackson Memorial at the Staples Center in LA. Cross-eyed bytches! They put the COCK in eyes, LOL get it? HAAAA

(click the pic for largeness)

Christina Milian and The Dream married?!!!

Yes, theres a rumor floating around the blogs that The Dream married Christina Milian. He obviously married her for love because the broke bytch has no money! If they are married, congrats!! If they aren't, continue to sin/fornicate in peace!

Pastry shoes are UGLY!!!

How in Gods name is this shoe business thriving? GO OUT OF BUSINESS ALREADY!! Who is wearing these things? These are the ugliest sneakers I've ever seen in my LIFE! Maybe they should venture into making high heels for the more sophisticated woman because these crayon box sneakers are NOT da business! Now, I won't hate on the sistas getting their money right by selling the most disgusting sneaker on the face of the earth. It shows how brilliant they are and how stupid the consumers can be. I am just saying - y'all know these sneakers are a sore site even for a blind mans eyes!

Mariah Carey can't Sing Anymore LOL!!!!

Mariah Carey was blessed with a voice that was serene, angelic, and beautiful. Now that shes been such a suck face throughout her career, I am assuming the Greater One has taken that gift away from her. Mariah is even aware of her fading voice, she goes to her twitter to explain the foolery she displayed on stage during Michael Jacksons' Memorial.

“Trying to sing today was basically impossible for me. I could barely keep myself from crying. I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to pull it together and really do it right, but I was literally choked up when I saw him (Michael) there in front of me.

“One thing I know is, we will never really have to say goodbye to MJ. His legacy lives on through his music and the millions of people he inspired with his timeless music. He will be forever in our hearts.”

Mariah, you were calm and I didn't see you on the verge of crying! Stop blaming your fading gift on tears for Michael Jackson. You have performed at various events lately and your voice sounded like chit! You are a has been, a once shooting but now fading star! Get some vocal lessons, ask for forgiveness in regards to whatever is plaging your voice - and get off the stage! In the meantime, save us from your horrible voice, you flat azz wench!

SO CUTE! Raven Symone had a BABY!!!

Oh snap! Is Raven Symone a new mother? These pics suggest that my suspicions are TRUE!

At least one new report heating up the blogosphere this Wednesday says so!

Yazmar.com is reporting that the 23-year-old single star of the now defunct series That’s So Raven, as well as the hit Cheetah Girl films, recently gave birth to her first child. The infant girl, named Lilianna Jade, was reportedly born in an Atlanta-area hospital earlier this summer.

(And you thought that she was just fat.)

Yazmar.com writes: I was sent the first pics ever seen of Ravens baby via a representative on her staff. Raven gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Lilianna Pearman in an Atlanta Hospital. The father of Lilianna is Jussie Smollet (Jurnee Smollets older brother) Jussie (pics below) and Raven aren’t together but are two proud parents.